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Harry Doyle: Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We're told
he matured a lot over the winter...apparently he's bathing now.
Congratulations, Rick! As you know Monty, Vaughn's been working
on a couple of new pitches. The eliminator and the humiliator to
compliment his fastball, the terminator.
Monty: I heard that.
Harry Doyle: Dynamite drop-in Monty! That broadcast school has
really paid off.
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Dorn: Did you ever get that feeling that you were just born for
greatness?
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Harry Doyle: My God! Good news, fans! The Indians are showing
signs of life for the first time in weeks! As a matter of fact,
they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! . . . It
looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. And why
not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses!
I don't know, Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a
little low...this could hurt him in the later rounds.
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Coach: This team has completely lost its focus.
Dorn: (unrolls poster of himself) Do you think April is too early
for a Roger Dorn night?
Coach: aaawww....
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Nikki: That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks.
Vaughn: Name one.
Nikki: Yellowstone?
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