Clue Quotes

Wadsworth:Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn. As I was trying to tell you, there are no bullets left in this gun, you see? (Gun fires) One plus two, plus one...

Col. Mustard: Plus two, plus one, is.......(Chandelier drops behind him)

Cook: (Clangs gong)

Wadsworth: Ah, dinner!

Mr. Green: I'm sorry, I'm a little accident prone.

Col. Mustard: Just checking!

Mrs. Peacock: Everything allright?

Col. Mustard: Yep, two corpses, everything's fine.

Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlett. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

Ms. Scarlet: Oh, c'mon, you don't expect me to fall for that old trick.

Wadsworth: It's not a trick! There was one shot at Mr. Body in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.

Ms. Scarlet: That's not six.

Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.

Ms. Scarlet: Uh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier. That one plus two plus ONE plus one.

Wadsworth: Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

Ms. Scarlet: Alright, fine, one plus two plus one..........SHUT-UP!

Col. Mustard: This place for you?

Wadsworth: Indeed, no sir, I'm merely a humble butler.

Col. Mustard: And what exactly do you do?

Wadsworth: I butle, sir.

Col. Mustard: Which means what?

Wadsworth: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy, that's all.