Back to School Quotes

Jason Melon: Why don't you join me in a little reality break, ok?

Thornton Melon: Good teacher, he really seems to care....about what I have no idea.

Keith Gordon as Jason Melon: You got a major paper coming up on Kurt Vonnegut and you haven't read any of the books.

Thornton Melon: I tried (someone knocking on door) I don't understand a word of it" 

Jason Melon: So how are you gonna write the paper then, huh?" Kurt Vonnegut Jr. as Himself ... "Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut." 

Rodney Dangerfield as Thornton Melon: Why don't you call me some time when you have no class." 

Sally Kellerman as Dr. Diane Turner: Who is that?

Paxton Whitehead as Dr. Phillip Barbay: The world's oldest living Freshman, and the walking epitome of the decline of modern education.